Hello Fiona and Martin, while you are in Melbourne, your parents and sister again thought it would be nice to send you on an outing to celebrate your birthdays early… that way you have no extra baggage and no postage to cph… win win!

if you are amenable, please select from one of the options below and they will make arrangements.

All options include luisasitting + a ride to and from springvale station + loaded myKi loans

Option 1

1 night at the langham hotel

A weeknight

Get the celebrity treatment with world-class service at The Langham Melbourne

Indulge in the epitome of luxury at The Langham Melbourne, where you'll experience unparalleled service amidst opulent surroundings. Situated along the picturesque banks of the Yarra River, this prestigious hotel boasts an indoor swimming pool with sweeping vistas of the city skyline. Step into a world of elegance adorned with a grand marble staircase, enchanting fountains, and dazzling chandeliers. Each meticulously appointed room at The Langham Melbourne offers modern comforts such as cable TV and a well-stocked mini-bar, ensuring a truly indulgent stay. Stay connected with complimentary Wi-Fi internet access throughout the hotel.

Your gift includes buffet breakfast.


Option 2

Eddie Izzard performs Shakespeare's Hamlet

Arts Centre Melbourne - 7pm on Tues 7th, Weds 8th, or Thurs 9th

Eddie Izzard confronts Shakespeare's most tortured soul.

This production comes directly from her critically acclaimed solo performances of Shakespeare’s HAMLET, which were triple-extended in New York, Chicago and London.

Nominated for New York’s: Drama League’s Distinguished Performance Award and Outer Critic’s Circle Outstanding Solo Performance Award.

Akin to the original performances of HAMLET, Eddie will perform on the blank canvas of a bare stage, letting Shakespeare’s words and pure storytelling take the spotlight.

Adapted by Mark Izzard and directed by Selina Cadell.


Option 3

Losing Face

MTC - SOUTHBANK THEATRE - -6:30pm on Tues 7th, Weds 8th, or Thurs 9th

a wildly funny, no-holds-barred new comedy from Australian Writers’ Guild Award winner Marieke Hardy

Pack your bags for a perimenopausal Weekend at Bernie’s: an outrageous and unforgettable trip directed by Leticia Cáceres (Erotic Stories, Bump) and starring Michala Banas (Upper Middle Bogan), Madeleine Sami (Deadloch), Christie Whelan Browne (Kimberly Akimbo: A Musical), Genevieve Morris (Dying: A Memoir) and Wil King (In Our Blood). Losing Face is an absolutely unhinged and spikily clever new comedy about friendship and unmasking the true price of chasing the fountain of youth.

Injectables. Nips, tucks and lifts. A biohacking wellness host on a mission to defy death. Just your average girls’ weekend, courtesy of screenwriter and playwright Marieke Hardy (Heartbreak High, Laid).

Travel writer Jo is turning 50 and has invited her two ride-or-dies along for an unforgettable celebration: an all-expenses-paid visit to flashy new wellness resort, The Royal You. Expecting a long-overdue catch-up in steam rooms and infrared saunas, they instead arrive at a high-end medispa, where supercharged cosmetic procedures are upsold to unsuspecting guests. When a medical mishap turns disastrous, the women are left with some wildly unexpected and gravity-defying side effects.